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There are few absolute iconic roles that stand the test of time, his Omar is definitely one of those.

Shelter Cat Update!!

So, this was a super weird week. In both good and bad ways. Sunday night my mom called and told me she was coming the next day for her rocker and some little things and wanted me to haul it up to her friend’s car, which, my house isn’t ready for guests, there’s a lot to do and like no time to do it right now. I did as

Yesterday I paid off my student loans, 5 years ahead of schedule. I’ve been making triple payments for the last 16 months.

I don’t have an addition to the Pissing Contest but in the absolutely most cursed wedding (and subsequent marriage) I ever attended, my chef boyfriend and I bit into the chicken — and it was pink on the inside. Both plates. We raced to the caterers to warn them, naively thinking they might retrieve the dishes and

What’s everyone been up to in the kitchen? Bread was in heavy rotation around here, look at my beautiful loaf of bread!

it’s real, it’s spectacular

Britney is, and always has been, trying to tell us that she is really freaking bad at the internet.

Well, I can’t help but notice that John Wayne Gacy never kidnapped, tortured and killed me, so obviously he was framed.

Wait, this was unsigned and had no individual names?

Those ‘women’ better start scrambling for some other kind of employment. Gaetz is done.

I imagine the women working for him are a bit too old for him...

Their gonna be so pissed when they find out Matt and the other GOP bros have been grading them on their looks and making bets on which of the bros will bed them!

His “fiancee” left after his check bounced.

Trump’s perp walk may make my first tattoo...and I’m 60!

Women of the U.S. Congressman Matt Gaetz’s Office” released a statement defending their boss as a lovely man whose behavior doesn’t match up to the sexual misconduct allegations against him.

I’m kinda looking forward to T***p’s sad, disappointed statement about Gaetz after his indictment (“I never knew him, he always creeped me out like that Miller guy that keeps showing up at my office unannounced”)

Because this doesn’t at all read like “—The Women of the Office of U.S. Congressman Matt Gaetz” were asked how much they wanted to keep their jobs before being told this was their statement. 

“At no time has any one of us experienced or witnessed anything less than the utmost professionalism and respect. No hint of impropriety. No ounce of unthruthfulness.”

Do people not understand that someone who is friendly to you can still be a monster?