I hope John Mulaney gets the help he needs comes out of this stronger. The last 10 months have been rough for everyone, and it’s good to hear that he wants to get better.

Right? He’s like the budget Eric Estrada.  

Mulaney was open about his drug use in many of his stand up specials.  I love his comedy (I grew up in similar circumstances, so many of his bits hit home perfectly) and wish him nothing but the best.  I hope he, his wife and Petunia get through this and come out stronger at the end.  

Mulaney’s voice acting in Big Mouth is great. I hope he gets well soon.

Well, if y’all had taken your hydroxychloroquine and disinfectant injections like you were advised by your stable genius president, you wouldn't be in this predicament right now.

With the way this fucking idiot uses his Twitter, someone else having access to it—even for just a couple minutes—could have literally put American military (and civilians for that matter) in harms way or caused huge problems for markets or individual companies.

Show me a physicist that says "jigga-watts". Doc Brown is a fraud.

But she didn’t though? From the article:

Shannon, don’t forget this guy!

I think a crudely carved “T” in the center of the forehead might be more appropriate, considering the daily death toll from the pandemic alone.

She is literally being asked to get the hell out of Dodge, just for telling people to wear a piece of fabric on their face when in public. Wow.

That’s a lot of words. A Real American Man™ ain’t got time to read all those words, much less make sense outta them.

if you took “Rafael Warnock” out of the first sentence and replaced it with any white man’s name, that white man would win in an absolute landslide, in fact there wouldn’t even be a runoff in early January because random white man with all of those qualifications would already have won outright. All of these…

That last cutie said, “I miss drugs”.

I laughed hard like the old bitch I am. But now I’m sort of sad, because I know it’s been over 20 years since I last touched anything stronger than booze, but I can’t pinpoint how many years it is exactly.

I deeply appreciate this screenshot, as it illustrates the phrase “Even I, a FOX “interviewer” with morals lower than a snake’s ass, cannot listen to this human neck faux-pontificate without being high as balls. Just, all the edibles, ya know? I cleaned out Uncle Ike’s on the way over here and am glad I did.”

He wants to take away “our” police, you say?

Rafael Warnock is a man of God, born and raised in Georgia, who, like many other people who were born and raised with Georgia values, lives by the teachings of Jesus Christ, including protecting the vulnerable...something that is critical as Georgians continue to struggle with this pandemic. Kelly Loeffler is a…

“he wants to really make our country into a radical ash heap.”

I know the total should have been a lot higher, but I find a sort of poetic justice that Biden won the same number of electoral votes in 2020 that Donny the Tramp had in 2016 (before two electors changed their minds) “landslide.”