The mountain of frivolous lawsuits and demands for recounts are costly, and the Trump team has set up a legal defense fund to aid in their fruitless and undoubtedly costly attempts to challenge his unfavorable election results.

Single-handedly.

Why wouldn’t those loser and suckers in the military support Trump?

The observer, Kristy Klamer, also complained that a Democratic challenger had asked her a reasonable question: “Why did you come here?”

Was The Turtle’s 13% nationally, or in the Great State of Meth Kentucky? Because I’m pretty sure being the most amoral powerful person in Washington D.C. makes him popular in his home state.

And Trump proudly retweeted a Washington Times article about this guy recanting his claim. Apparently our POTUS doesn’t know what “recant” means...

This! So much this! This has been my aunt and my comeback for everything. 

Trump’s definition of “legal” is “whatever benefits Trump.” He’s been so consistent and open about that, I think that might not be a joke - he might actually believe that’s the definition of the word.

My always sober wife has a theory that Turtle Mitch waaaaaaay frauded his way to his victory, which is why he has been relatively quiet the last few days. I agree; I can easily see Mitch being competent enough that his rat-fuckery is well obfuscated.

As I keep saying, all you need to do is look at the relief they’re asking for in all these lawsuits.

In jail. 

But the bushtits will be okay, right?

There is still hope. Here is another great pair of boobies.

I don’t know if anyone will see this because I’ve been in the grays for so long now, but I have to ask....

I had my priceless Picasso painting stolen from me! I will provide no evidence it was stolen or that I even ever had it. But anyone who questions me about this clearly took part in the theft!

NEUROSURGEON Ben Carson.

Could anyone tell the difference?

Oh, would you look at this:

Blame Secretary “I’m Feeling Lucky” Button.

Kill it with fire!