The only thing Elizabeth Woolridge Grant ever did right was insult Moby to his face and have Moby unironically include that insult in his book.

A landscape place next to an adult bookstore *and* a crematorium.

In between a crematorium and a dildo store. Fitting

This is so beautifully insane. I’m trying to piece together whatever series of events could have possibly led up to this. Best, most reasonable thing I could come up with:

This is such an exquisite blend of Jung, schadenfreude, and tone deafness that I keep thinking it HAS to be an elaborate prank; in a movie script it would be edited out as too on the nose.

I saw Patton’s tweet. I thought it was some MAGA protest group. Was that really his campaign? That would be the perfect ending.

It is next to a porn shop and a crematorium. Seriously.

This.....this should sum up the last 4 years perfectly.

I can’t wait to hear the “behind the curtain” expose of this decision. 

A location clearly as classy as all of Team Trump! looooooooooollllllll

Is it infrastructure week again?

lol! It was all these loser shitbags could afford.

Given how Trump's campaign went to shit, composting it would be the right thing to do for environment? Plant another million trees or something.

Honestly I feel a combination of a runner’s high from a four year slog, bedgasm, and those feelings I got when my group won a big contract and it’s “alright, let’s actually do this shit now”.

This is beautiful. 

I was was reading about this while waiting in line at the DMV. Everyone thought I was crazy after I burst out laughing.

This is probably one of the most epic examples I’ve seen of how losing doesn’t make you a loser, it’s how you deal with that loss that makes you a loser.

See, I kind of want to dance until I drop with a smile on my face and sleep for 16 hours.

He’s playing golf right fucking now. He’s in Virginia at one of his golf courses.