Thank God. I’m nearly crying from relief. I anticipate Trump and a few cronies continuing the usual tactics while the rest of the sycophants slowly back away and try to figure out how to save their careers.

I fully expect Biden’s people to find human feces in multiple rooms on the carpet. 

Oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please...

And think of the twist ending!  He despised Obama with every fiber of his soul.  Becoming POTUS and destroying Obama’s legacy was his grand ambition made manifest.  But who comes in and rips it all away from him?  Obama’s VP!

I see him tantruming the next two months across the twitterverse, then resigning, so that Pence can preemptively pardon him.  And he has the ego to think he could weasel his way, or file enough lawsuits, to think that will prevent any state charges from sticking. He’ll assume he can continue to grift from his cult…

Getting income from ensuing YouTube ads must be part of his future debt repayment plan. An entertainer to the core!

This chart shows exactly how delusional Trump is:

Two more dance music from Pastor Paula White asking angels to tamper with the election:

I have no problem with this scenario. <Insert all the popcorn eating gifs>

Film this and charge $20 a showing, especially over seas.  National debt gone in one day...

Peelin’ that extra-strength band-aid off slowwwwllllyyyyyy....

Yeah someone fucking well better film that. 51% of the nation is in need of some serious catharsis.

It is what it is, but I really don’t care... do you?

Man even Donny Jr. is breaking the “Don’t mention the last President where Daddy can hear” rule. I guess the dream really is over.

Real glad that Drumpf World is sad but, per usual, Mittens can just shut the fuck up entirely forever and ever.

Sen. Mitt Romeny published a wishy-washy Notes App statement again:

Come on Nevada! I promise to pronounce it your preferred way for the rest of time, Navadda, if you’ll just finalize your count!

As a resident of Los Angeles, I think this is very cool:

While I want this to be over and declared as much as everybody else, I take great solace and schadenfreude by the fact that days of watching this slip from his fingers must be absolute torture to Trump.