“Damn it! I accidentally dialed a 2 in there. Guess I might have to start over, as long as you give me the 25 cents for the payphone in the next town over.”
I’m not proud to admit this, but my gut reaction was “point and laugh.” Almost immediately, I realized how evil and uncaring that was, and how ashamed I should be for having such a heinously self-serving thought.
Nothing — in his case at least. I wouldn’t be there when he did.
Start building a monument to the chicken.
I don’t think he’d appreciate your 911 brand of socialism.
“Pull yourself up by your bootstraps Rand!”
Let the market figure it out.
Count the number of people suddenly needing to go to the washroom.
+ 1 Airplane
Go get a beer.
Dial 911 really slow.
It’s easy: IOKIYAR
Send thoughts and prayers.
We can listen to your advice, but there are people on the other side saying there’s not going to be a surge and that we can safely open the economy and the facts will bear this out.
And of course if the current president loses the election in November, we know that he will not have anything bad to say about his successor. No siree, just kind words and sage advice...
The only States not seeing an increase in spread is NY and NJ.