I know there’s a lot of people who like to make a hero out of Rand Paul’s neighbor who violently attacked him. I’m sorry, but I can’t get on board with that. In fact, I find it absolutely disgusting that people who call themselves progressives would celebrate that guy and his actions, completely ignoring that he…

Order the fish.

I would definitely not injure his dignity by extending a helping hand. Inflicting charity on him would be shameful. Also, we should probably wait on doing the Heimlich maneuver until the scientific opinion is more conclusive.

Hit him with a shovel, so he doesn't suffer.

“And as much as I respect you, Dr. Fauci, I don’t think you’re the end-all. I don’t think you’re the one person that gets to make a decision. We can listen to your advice, but there are people on the other side saying there’s not going to be a surge and that we can safely open the economy and the facts will bear this…

Calling Rand Paul a “physician” may be technically true, but he’s an ophthalmologist with experience in eye surgery. It’s unlikely that he’s studied epidemiology in any meaningful way beyond whatever was needed to pass medical school over 30 years ago. For him to engage Fauci in a doctor dick-measuring contest is a…

As someone who works in the medical/healthcare field, there is the aspect of respecting someone who is a specialist in a particular area. Whey the hell does the orthopod consult the cardiologist when his total knee replacement patient start to complain of chest pains a day after surgery? (Because he might think it is…

“Praying for you, man. Hang in there.”

Yep, totally a New England problem, nothing going in the rural states.

I would help him, then bill him a price that would be a fixed percentage of the estimated income for the rest of his life as the free market would need to decide. 

I love the lines that McConnell draws - it’s not okay for a former president to critique a current one, but it is okay for a current president to critique a former one.

let him drown

Do you know WHY Kentucky isn’t as bad as some other places? Smaller cities and a Democratic governor who took this seriously and locked things down. BTW, there are surges in a whole lot of interior American cities (Charlotte, KC, Minneapolis, Columbus, etc.) right now. 

I’d ask him if he’d like more chicken. 

I need to quit holding out occasional hope that Lisa Murkowski will someday do the right thing.

Anyone else think Rand Paul lied about having the virus and recovering quickly in an attempt to downplay the seriousness of it? I would not put it past him.

California will choose a candidate to fill Katie Hill’s House seat. [KTLA 5]

A maskless Senator Rand Paul proved that one can simultaneously be a physician and shirk sound medical advice