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Eric Trump’s score on Self-Awareness test was identical with his IQ:

Harry and Meghan will take a break from royal duties towards the end of the year, dividing their time between the US and the UK, a royal source has told CNN.

We need one more fight in which Khabib chokes him to death.

2 weeks = half a Scaramucci 

Here is the Italian translator earlier today. I mean this face tells you everything.

Copy of Trump’s letter to Erdogan per Trish Regan, FOXBussines.

Warren and Bernie were crushing on Medicare for All topic. Love them both. Elizabeth also had a glorious “Let me finish” moment:

Somebody give me the number to where I donate so we don’t have to deal with Tulsi Gabbard anymore.

Per ABC, Giuliani is no longer retaining the services of Jon Sale, who was acting as his attorney for this matter...

would you wear this comforter? [tears of joy emoji]

I guess Jerry Sandusky was clean-cut and that’s why he’s okay in this guy’s racist book.

This made my day

current Karma on Reddit 139,952 points

That rule would put the Nebraska Huskers in National Championship playoffs and no one wants that...yet.

Not so fast. He just announced that Homeland Security Secretary Kevin McAleenan is leaving his position and I bet Kevin doesn’t even know...lol

Very invasive fish you say...

But even with the personalized touches, it still looks eerily empty?

Tekashi was looking at life in prison but then he snitched on the Ukrainians so he’s getting out in 2020.

Yeah buddy

He also downgraded his threat against Turkey from: “I’m gonna obliterate your economy” to “oh well, Kurds didn’t even help us in Normandy”