How much to sleep standing up in someone’s driveway?

Here is some “elbow-to-dick” entertainment from Bills- Titans game:

I mean, would most skins fans even care if Jay Gruden got fired?

AOC blocking idiots on Twitter is OK. What’s not OK is Federal Judges using draconian laws to block people from voting. 

I always get out of the grays by threatening to start a civil war on Kinja. 

Let’s not forget that Devin Nunes sued an internet cow.

lol, I think Trump is a bot.

**DISCRIBING**

He could’ve spelled it as li’l and we would’ve accepted it but no, Liddle Donald is a moron and a bully so he is going to keep misspelling it.

loyal servant: “if you touch the Queen, I’ll kill you!”

LOL this fuckin guy...Trump says:” She is no longer Speaker of the House”

hahahahahaha, not a book, BOOKS

“Natalia, pictured days after being collected from her Florida adoption center in May 2010 by the Barnetts, soon had her new parents suspicious as Natalia had her period and an adult vocabulary for a seven-year-old.”

You can tell conservatives are on the right side of history because their greatest rival is teens who want to live.

Joe Biden, famously concerned about personal space...

No worries. She is going to impeach Trump with the legislation from Congress which Donald will surely sign after Mitch McConnell passes it. 

The massage therapist who accused Kevin Spacey of assault has died.

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I thought right-wingers were against participation trophies for loses.

Taking about spelling errors