If only Kavanaugh had shoved his penis in Mike Pence’s face instead.

You are welcome sauvage :)

Someone dressed a Pomeranian dog as Paddington Bear...and now the world seems a slightly better place to be in than it did yesterday

Good. Now, do Donald Trump!

I trust the horse.

Might fuck around and go mudding this weekend

lol, I still like Bernie.

OMFG ....

“I never did that,” Trump said....It was Walter who did it.

Yes, a guy whose love for country is equal to the money he makes. The first thing he did, like any American hero, he co-founded a security consultancy company to profiteer from it. The greater the threat of instability to the United States, the more money scumbag makes.

I have reached out to the RNC for comment and will update if I hear back.

No. If people could put rainbows in zoos, they’d do it.

Trump: TLDR

Keaton Patti has written for:

“You don’t have to go home, but ya can’t stay here!”

Trump might use this 1-year-old speech tonight in North Carolina.

Most likely Taliban had canceled the meeting and Martians would do the same.

It’s like asking “Remember when Trump tweeted a confidential spy satellite photo?” doesn’t even sound absurd even though it happened seven days ago. 

We gotta put a stop to this “would be a dictator character” before its too late.