The only way I’d watch it is if they add a permanent grill to the set, so Steve Doocy can roast marshmallows every morning by holding ‘em with his bare hands over an open flame.
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If you decide to make T-shirts “TED CRUZ IS A FUCKING JOKE” let me know. I’ll buy.
Boris Johnson was a Trump cloning experiment that went terribly wrong.
How can I forgive a man who once let a monkey go to jail for him? Poor Mally still has issues speaking the capuchin.
Trump golfing > Trump throwing paper towels at people’s heads.
Society is so fucked up that this is what passes for good news in America today.
When the utter stupidity reaches astounding levels but none of us are shocked at all.
Everything Trump says is a word salad hit by a hurricane category 5.
Because he is still stuck in the elevator. That’s the only thing he’s good at.
Tifanny is better off without him. Everyone is better off without him.
How would we know if Trump’s Twitter was hacked?
If Dorian damages Mar-a-Lago, I’m available to throw paper towels at the owner of this coastal property.
Did they not get the Public Service Announcement??
Chad Scott: What a day. What a motherfuckin’ day.
Remember when Rush Limbaugh claimed that he would leave the United States if Obamacare passed but then he found out it would be harder to get OxyContin in another country so he stayed.