Whoever edited this is my hero. Internet always wins. lmao

I’m still trying to forgive Peter Gabriel for making 4 consecutive self-titled albums.

Perhaps Donald is just confusing his wife Melania with his wannabe wife Ivanka who actually met Kim Un at the DMZ.

Why is Bernie the only one down there? Where are the other democrat candidates to represent people against corporate giants?

I am glad you read it. What’s fucked up is that he is not alone. 

How could anybody look at this objectively and say “Yeah this dude is doing a good job, glad we picked him.”???

2) They asked me: “Sir, could you be president of our countries, too?” 

Epstein is not dead?

Yeah I liked this guy better when he was with the Eagles but at least this will drive Trump to new levels of mania and I’m all in for that shitshow.

“Are you a New or Old testament guy?”

LMFAO

Tax Cuts 2.0?

Trump always says:” I donate 100% of my President’s salary, $400,000, back to our Country”...

Jay Inslee wasn’t the chosen one.

I agree. Although I gotta admit this approach works great for me lately:

The entire catalog is Hova telling us how “he is all about money”.

Everyone look!!! Our sociopath has canceled a meeting with Denmark because she refused to sell him Greenland.

See, walls don’t work. 

Yes sir, Erg is back on the scene.