I have reached out to the RNC for comment and will update if I hear back.
Non-Smoking Lifeboats
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No. If people could put rainbows in zoos, they’d do it.
Keaton Patti has written for:
Trump might use this 1-year-old speech tonight in North Carolina.
Most likely Taliban had canceled the meeting and Martians would do the same.
It’s like asking “Remember when Trump tweeted a confidential spy satellite photo?” doesn’t even sound absurd even though it happened seven days ago.
We gotta put a stop to this “would be a dictator character” before its too late.
The only way I’d watch it is if they add a permanent grill to the set, so Steve Doocy can roast marshmallows every morning by holding ‘em with his bare hands over an open flame.
Word of the day
If you decide to make T-shirts “TED CRUZ IS A FUCKING JOKE” let me know. I’ll buy.
Boris Johnson was a Trump cloning experiment that went terribly wrong.
How can I forgive a man who once let a monkey go to jail for him? Poor Mally still has issues speaking the capuchin.
Trump golfing > Trump throwing paper towels at people’s heads.
Society is so fucked up that this is what passes for good news in America today.
When the utter stupidity reaches astounding levels but none of us are shocked at all.