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Donald has already succeeded in harnessing the collective power of all crazy and dumb people in America. So the question is, what are the odds Trump replaces him with someone even worse?  

if he’s convicted, could put him behind bars for some 30 years

checks out

This is the guy that MAGAs think is a genius

more Barf Bag material 

“FUCK TRUMP” should be the chant at every event, internationally.

I didn’t know that people in Buffalo eat cereal with Crown Royal.

How long before someone inserts Ivanka into this one? 

Biden is like New Coke to Trump’s original Coke.

fork yeah!

Then you take fish skeleton out and use it as a comb.

wanna draw attention?

I like CNN’s approach to this.

You need to smoke a bowl of Gorilla Glue.

Dolores: “You have no idea what my name is, do you?”
Jerry: “...Mulva?”

lol nobody wants to play for the Knicks. 

“creating a club dedicated to the flat earth movement is the best way to have a constant presence in the media.”

Yeah but can we run him over with the car before he starts serving??