This tweet wins everything. I’m dying here.

Joe Biden should’ve let go of that torch.

Bullshit is the glue that binds us as a nation. Where would we be without our safe, familiar, American bullshit.

His body temperature rose for about ....two degrees, Celsius.

When you realize you don’t know a fucking word of Spanish

“U bum” is still my favorite tweet sent from an athlete to Trump

**obviously Kinja is trolling me in the grays with multiple posts**

Slightly of the topic. Can’t help myself... 

Slightly of the topic. Can’t help myself... 

Slightly of the topic. Can’t help myself... 

Slightly of the topic. Can’t help myself... 

Megan should never disrespect our Flag

*takes July 17th off*

but,but .....ShE iS NoT mY TyPE

ummm, wtf??

dumpster fire

I woke up to an Iranian leader who died in 1989 trending on Twitter after Donald Trump says he’s imposing sanctions against him. So, yeah we have a maniac in the WH.

omg I can’t believe it’s been 6 years since I starred that comment.

Look at this dipshit describing to us exactly what happened but in a Trumpian way:

Chuck Todd would do anything for ratings and the White House access. Keep him away from the debates.