“it was them that did it,” ...Trump reiterated that “we’re going to see how to stop them.”

“go ahead and own it dude”

Nope. It was on Porpoise but I’ll wait here until you Sea Trump’s tweet for yourself.

Unless Trump appoints her to be an ambassador in Whales.

I’m sorry but I had to share this. SAVAGE!!!

Trump’s MAGA is making sure that redecorating Air Force One is far more important than stopping foreign interference with elections in America. 

This is incredible. A whole new level of fuckery.

Anytime I hear about “modern-day flat earth society”...

these guys

It’s very sad that fake news (such as Kinja) is not covering the very real and not fake deal that I refuse to show you.

the treatment is reversible and is a voluntary election allowed to parolees in exchange for an approved or sped-up parole.

“Trump only wants to hear opinions that support him, instead of actual facts.”

Eating a clock is time-consuming.

**We The Second Best**

How can the government not know who they freaking deported?

My favorite articles are written by Aleksander Chan. If it wasn’t for him I wouldn’t even be here.

Yeah, I’m happy too. Happy that Macron didn’t give him a dog.

Trump is still talking:

Well, one thing is for sure, DNC is more interested in blocking Bernie than beating Trump.

He wants you to let him go to the store to get his own bag of treats.