According to my eyes and ears, Joe Biden is very bad at politics but according to the polls, I have absolute dogshit eyes and garbage ears. Can’t wait for Elizabeth Warren to destroy him in a debate.

He looks like a fish that inflates to scare predators. 

For real. This is how Donald operates. He doesn’t have a special occasion when he acts stupid. He just IS fucking stupid. 

He is still a dumb, disgraceful douchebag. A dickhead if you will.

Someone wrote drugs in Trump’s talking points and all he could remember was the aspirin. Get the fuck outta here with this nonsense.

Too bad DNC has already determined who will run.

Don’t know who this Michael Bennet is but I do know who Martellus Bennet is and I like what he has to say.

No matter what piece of clothing he wears, he always looks bad.

When no one else claps for Donald, his bow tie does.

“Tremendous Crowds” 

1. Who wore it better? (this is an easy one)

Filed to: Look at This Idiot

While Donald Trump gets a giant penis mowed into a field, Barack Obama gets a standing ovation in Toronto.

I’m happy he didn’t permanently change his to a more, um, traditional style

+1 for....meh you know

What’s happening?

And run through the lobby of glittering high rise, in dirty shoes. And when they complain, yell something really cutting

Fuck this administration. First they took kids as hostages so their parents would abandon the asylum claims and then they took the American government hostage to satisfy extremist supporters. 

No doubt. He would definitely be improved by death.

This idiot probably doesn’t even know we dropped two nuclear bombs on people of Japan. Wow