Donald Trump is a very dumb human product who has zero knowledge about pretty much everything so the only way he is going to do anything is if we show him something like this:

In anticipation of Trump’s visit:

I wish Prince was still alive to support this petition.

Yes!! And if you see me eating Nutella out of the jar with my pancakes, just mind your business.

Meanwhile,

rrpete> “Trump is visiting Japan this weekend, I just learned. Part of me is begging for him not to embarrass us, the other half wants him to fall flat on his face”

The first comment on youtube: “it’s like watching a Bruce Lee movie!”

Interesting that none of Jimmy Kimmel’s #drunkdonaldtrump clips have been assumed to be real. Are we just that much smarter?!

Fuck Rudy Giuliani. 

Would it shock you to discover that Donald Trump is engaging in depraved political cronyism when it comes to his big beautiful wall?

lol

Pelosi been swinging her balls in Trump’s face all day long and I’m loving it.

man child in a giant diaper

Every time I see the name Mnuchin, I think of Munich, and when I think of Munich, I think of Dachau. Why is this scumbag not in jail yet? 

Pelosi’s allies are convinced that if an impeachment inquiry is started, the Democrats will lose both the House and the presidency in 2020.

Alongside starry encounters with Bono, David Bowie, Russell Crowe, David Lynch and more, Moby recalls a time he touched his naked penis against Donald Trump as a bet at a party.

Trump is now calling FoxNews a “fake news” to FoxNews fans on FoxNews. And Magats are just nodding. This fucking phase is beyond surreal.

“We don’t need banks. All of our money is laundered in Russia” — Don Jr.

de Blasio 2020