Marky Mark was flirting with the a-list too, now he’s flirting with straight to video. They can go together.

Yes, well, this fucking nerd is going to flex his wimpy little nerd muscles by not going to see this piece of shit. Take that, Mark, you chowdah-sucking meathead.

You know, for a minute there, like, a decade ago, Berg looked like he was on track to become a really interesting A-list director. Then Battleship happened. Now, he’s just Marky Mark’s Dennis Dugan.

That ‘wonderful woman’ can go feck herself, the fuckless cunt!

Yes, but did she demand to speak to SNL’s manager? We all know that is the truest evidence of peak white lady rage. 

I will not sit back idly and listen to you disparage this wonderful woman. I’ll you know sir, that those who had the pleasure to serve Ivanka during her frequent trips to Saudi Arabia, would frequently comment about her generosity in allowing them to take four hours a day to themselves in order to sleep. I heard a…

A rich white lady with thin skin? Man, I believe it when I see it.

“You people”

Kindly go fuck yourself.

He was free to express himself. And he was free to get his ass kicked. The system still works. 

Getting your ass kicked by Mike Ness, apparently.

I don’t endorse violence of any kind, but, honestly, if you’re a Trump supporter what the fuck are you doing at a punk rock concert to begin with?

For those adverse to watching embedded videos to get actual content, here’s the key quote:

but on the flip side of that coin, Black Panther was excellent. This looks capable. Those are good signs! 

I’m surprisingly excited to see this. Rom-coms get routinely handled so badly that it’s refreshing to see one that isn’t just another rehash of ‘look at all these white people doing dumb shit that would normally land them in prison!’

They see themselves in these roles and don’t like it being pointed out to them. They constantly have to say how they are some of the good ones, because their actions will never show it.

What an incredible defense. “White women didn’t majority vote in Trump. The majority of them couldn’t be bothered to do anything at all!”

Oh boy. What has the AV Club comments section become? It used to be a place where people, generally, read and understood things; where good discussions took place. It’s disheartening to see what the Kinja generation brought with it. This article was insightful, well-written and timely. So naturally the majority of the…

The lengths some people will go to broadcast, “I’m one of the good ones!” never fails to amuse.

Less than half his age?

Maybe this is just me speaking for myself, but I think dating someone less than half your age is intrinsically creepy.