They would have cast Scarlett Johansson instead.

I’m down for two of our best modern actors teaming up (talking about Larson and Jordan).

“The film is based on Bryan Stevenson’s memoir of the same name, about a team of attorneys fighting to save a young black man from death row after he’s falsely convicted of murder. It’s not clear yet which part Larson will be playing in the film.”

But don’t worry that dude defends Stalin.

Your point being? How many times to people like you have to have this explained to you? 

Isn’t zero still a number?

I was just about to post this. As much as I love the MCU, if Gunn goes on to rescue the dying DCEU or whatever the fuck they’re calling it this week and turn it into an absolute box office giant, I would laugh and laugh.

C’mon now. There are like... uh... two more.

Good, I was highly concerned that Gunn would be blacklisted (because Disney seems to have their arms in everything).

Yeah, but that’s not the fucking point of all this. I don’t want to watch a Guardians Vol. 3 without Gunn. Firing him in the first place gave a win to Right Wing Nazi Twitter Assholes for no good goddamn reason. We know he’s gonna be fine. But that’s so not the point of any of this.

I guess the people who thought this would ruin his career (sunglasses) jumped the Gunn. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

To be honest, I’m actually one of those people who really enjoy the first season, despite its flaws. Partly out of nostalgia, partly out of appreciation for the writing, and partly because I enjoy how strangely dark it gets at times (first episode opens with a failing marriage and by episode three Homer is about to…

The funny thing is that nobody except those on the far right even knew about this until they fired Gunn, making it a much bigger story. None of the pop culture sites I frequent, like EW or Vulture, said anything about it. If Disney had waited like a day or two then nobody would have cared. Now they have a potential…

I’m creating a petition for Batista to leave GotG and just make a movie where it’s just him punching a sea of Nazis. Also, it’s not just a movie, it’s a documentary.

Bautista may be acting a little over-exuberant with these statements but I admire the man for sticking to his Gunn.

I love that, in trying to avoid controversy, Disney created an even bigger clusterfuck. Maybe don’t listen to disingenuous alt-right shitheads next time. Their opinions are trash.

I miss the obnoxious hooting and hollering of Fox of yesteryear and wish it gradually became the hardcore sex channel that Simpsons predicted. Of course, would I have even noticed?

I felt the same way. Say what you will about Apu’s inherent offensiveness, but they could not have picked a worse way to address the issue. Literally doing nothing would’ve been a better option.

I’ve had no desire to watch since the ham-fisted response-to-Hari-Kondabalu episode a few weeks back, and I really can’t explain why. I’ve been a faithful viewer, and apologist even, thinking that bad “Simpsons” was still better than a lot of other shows. And I had not been worked up over the Apu thing; if they’d…

Goddamn, they’re ripping off plotlines from last season? They’ve really hit the bottom of the barrel.