Weird double-standard in Super Bowl ads... you can kill Mr. Peanut, but Mr. Peanut can’t kill you.

Counterpoint, they are really quite bad. KwikTrip does a version with a less chemical tasting sauce, and if you go the pickles and mustard route it’s actually a pretty decent snack for $1.89, available every Tuesday and random days in between.

I can’t help but feel this is the dumbest story I’ve read about all week.

It appears I must state this again:

BOOOOOORTLES!!!

If anyone hasn’t seen it, I highly recommend Death Becomes Her. Not only is it an absolutely hilarious movie with groundbreaking effects that still mostly hold up well, with Willis killing it in an against-type role, but after his condition was revealed, the movie’s ending now takes on an incredibly moving new meaning…

“The fuck” is probably all she has, which isn’t really worth much in money.

Absolutely nothing.

Fuck this. I am on the neurodivergent spectrum. That doesn’t excuse assault. It’s not a fucking get-out-of-jail-free card.

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And how many times do they have to be told that nobody transitions in order to win at sports?

I’m not even trans and I’m fucking tired of people without a fucking ounce of credibility or expertise on trans kids saying “wHAt AboUt _________”. Listen to the kids and the fucking experts, and then shut the fuck up. This bullshit faux-concern about the kids is just a thin veil (at best) for transphobia.  

Dax could quite simply duck out of a conversation he’s out of his depth in and all these assholes who magically developed major concerns about women’s sports overnight could maybe make an attempt at being less transparent about the fact that they’ve found a clever way to disguise their sense of ick about trans folks. 

GQP donor is big mad about the violation of HIS ex-wife, but she’s cool with the leopards taking a few nibbles on her face as long as enough peoples get their faces bit worse.

It’s like that old saying - I think it goes, “one bad apple has absolutely no effect whatsoever on the whole barrel.”

Respecting Howard Stern’s opinion is somehow the most surprising development of recent months.

Because you are getting in on the ground floor. This is how to decentralize and disrupt the establishment. The line can only go up. Its on the crypto blockchain which is the future of everything.  No more banks, no more taxes, no more government, no more gelato.  This is happening.  Don’t be a beta.

You’re a bad person, and literally everyone around you knows it.

I’ve been in this situation multiple times because my parents were drug addicts and did many many illegal things, specifically mom. I loved her so freaking much, even though she was in no way fit to be a parent. I wrote the letter, and people were like “How could you do that??” Because she was my mom, I loved her, and…