It’s so ripe for some kind of 4th wall breaking reference to her ubiquitous verizon commercials too.

Well, no star for *you* then.

I mean, it’s like the lego movie. Like is it just a long ad for the thing? Yes, but that doesn’t mean it can’t be done at least entertainingly, if not artistically.

I’m kelpless with laughter. Seriously, I’m eeling over.

I mean I don’t think she’s stumping for it, she’s just saying “yeah, sure, if someone wanted to do that, more power too ‘em”. I agree that other than trading on the name, I’m not sure what possible angle it would have to “continue” Friends in any meaningful way (assuming that was even a thing one wanted to do).

Yeah, I’m always surprised at the hate Iron Man 2 gets. To be fair, it’s been a while, but I recall it hanging together pretty well (possible on sheet Downey charm alone, but still). I think Thor: Dark World still holds the low water mark for it’s sheer unmemorability. 

It’s also like full Mandela effect because I would have sworn up and down he said “Erf” until I went back and watched the clip where he quite clearly says “Earth”.

“But it says “sex” and “babies” in the same paragraph!”

That role is why I always greet my friend Ian by going “...Liam?”

Oh holy shit I’ve seen clue probably a dozen times but I never realized that was Hesseman!

I think that is giving Twitter too much credit for being representative.

Which I’ve never heard of, but I’m not really the target audience. When I hear Magnolia, I just think of stereos.

I think it’s a “just” because one presumes the Sarlaac has been out here getting fed all kind of badasses for decades? Centuries? And no one in that time had some ordinance to blow their way out. I think it’s fine to say “Fett is just that awesome/the armor is just that protective”, but it does kind of seem like the…

True, but this means we can also blame her for all that~

I was 18 in 1991. I remember I really liked this movie and all my friends were mad that I dragged them to see it and they hated it.

Yeah, I really liked the idea of it, and I liked the central conflict, but it just felt like the net result was just something for 11 to do while everyone else got in trouble - I would have preferred if it led to her either doing something that would have consequences OR having 8 have some kind of change of heart and…

Having not seen any of her good films, but having seen Twilight (I was drunk! It was with Rifftrax!), that is such a contrast with her there where she (and to be fair, everyone) is just a static dead fish.

I’d say that Guardians did a pretty good job of introducing its characters, but I do agree that Marvel movies that try to stuff too much stuff in can really suffer. I think Avengers: Age of Ultron is a pretty good example of this, as is Thor: The Dark World, since it suddenly introduces a bunch of Asgardians and…

As sad as shitting on what gives people joy for no reason?

Right, but it doesn’t count because she didn’t want other people to *know* she was racist.