Having not seen any of her good films, but having seen Twilight (I was drunk! It was with Rifftrax!), that is such a contrast with her there where she (and to be fair, everyone) is just a static dead fish.

I’d say that Guardians did a pretty good job of introducing its characters, but I do agree that Marvel movies that try to stuff too much stuff in can really suffer. I think Avengers: Age of Ultron is a pretty good example of this, as is Thor: The Dark World, since it suddenly introduces a bunch of Asgardians and…

I remember quite a few things about Mystery Men (which I remember fondly, but I’m guessing doesn’t hold up even before reading this), but I have no memory of All Star being in there.

As sad as shitting on what gives people joy for no reason?

Right, but it doesn’t count because she didn’t want other people to *know* she was racist.

Surely this should have been titled “Autoerotica”...

Feels like it will make a hell of a Rifftrax?

John Henry has been heavily mythologized, but he was likely not ‘fictional’. 

At least for me the reason my legs spread if I sit naturally is not because of my balls (which are not, like, trapped between your thighs when sitting), it’s my hip joints.

Lions ate him.

I do miss Oliver getting to do his people-in-mascot-costumes stuff in front of people, but the fundamental parts of the show are relatively uneffected.

The Onion is a parody publication. Nobody goes there for news. Though for what it’s worth there are umpteen stories about people believing Onion stories (the “Abortionplex” story from a couple years back comes to mind).

Yes, those idiots certainly read things analogous to the USA today (or perhaps more partisan equivalents thereof). 

“ooh Gwendolyn Christie!”

TIL that Joel Schumacher died :(

Yeah that was a hell of a lot of build up for “slightly awkward I guess, probably wouldn’t have noticed if you hadn’t pointed it out”.

I assume the slur in question is ‘gypsy’, which is a slur we should seek to minimize, but there are also many many people who are not aware of it and may use it with no malice (as opposed to the n-word, where nobody is going to get away with ‘oh i didn’t know it was offensive b/c it was in a rap song’)