I’ll let Fred slide if he acts like his Mystery Incorporated self. Just a kid who is into what all the other kids are into, mystery solving and traps.

If only C-3PO sounded like he was tired of the horrors of war. But like Liquid Snake says, he probably, “enjoys all the killing.”

This Pikachu is my spirit animal/Pokemon.

Where I’m at, the cheapest rent was $1000 a month, with $1000 first and last month’s rent and $1000 security deposit. “I have to spend $3000 to start renting this place? I could start a down payment on a house for that.”

Well, I mean, hopefully using UE4 will help them make an art style similar to their concept art. (i.e. the product I actually want)

What this chart tells me is that, with the exception of Kerbal Space Program, I’m all about “exciting strategy” regardless of how objectively fun (forgiving?) it might be.

Sweet, I can finally have an all day yule log.

Yeah, the real question is why no one ever goes out of their way to kill the Joker AFTER Batman brings him in.

That was my first thought too. Now I’m just thinking that it will probably be much more likely to cut a man’s head off.

I think I’m going to convince my dad to buy some J.F. Rey glasses and go to PAX with me as Hideo Kojima.

It’s good to see that rapping the description of gameplay hasn’t gone out of style in Japan.

One Punch Man? You don’t need a lightsaber.

I always assumed he’d end full circle by remaking/retconning Metal Gear and Metal Gear 2 to give a passing of the torch from Big Boss to Solid Snake.

Thank you for writing this. I just read an article giving John Williams crap for not making memorable melodies. When listening through the whole soundtrack I would think about what sound would logically proceed or what I would do, and the theme would do the opposite. Like Rey’s theme at around 1:54-1:55. I appreciate…

No mention of one of Kotaku’s best trailers of 2013?

I feel it should only apply to large creatures who are totally minding their own business and you are there to ruin their day.

OPM fans: *hole punched through superman*
Superman fans: *hole punched through reality to destroy any universe OPM is from*

Your opening sentence had me almost skip pass your comment as spam.

“OK team, I need you to develop a mobile Katamari game, you have 2 months and I want you to focus on micro-transaction menus and payment plans before you start working on the game.”

*Don’t even know what time period or location its based on*