I've heard that name for years but only knew him by brief description, namely this: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2000/02/…

Well sort of, for the first time in my life I have a PC worth playing games on, but that's a card no one likes out here in the Kotaku. However, I will say I like the xbox controller more. So... (I say hesitantly) I'll probably grab an xbox controller and play most of these games on PC. Super excited about Watch Dogs…

Oh I have every belief that it will be terrible, as is the assumption with games without gameplay trailers.

So far as exclusives are concerned, I'm only interested in The Order: 1886. Of which, I have hardly any information at all. That being said, still leaning PS4. Not because the Xbox hasn't redeemed itself (I guess), but because I can really only afford one, and if they keep trying to break even, I'll save $100.

So... if you have to download a patch to play games offline, doesn't that still affect the people (albeit a portion) who wanted to use it offline to begin with?

Surprisingly, I just tried it with copper telephone wire and it worked much better than anticipated. Though it might also be that it is decades old...

My biggest question is:
Can I make it through this game without killing anyone?

"you know what, I had an idea. Remember that FFVII game we made that had Vincent shooting and hitting people with his claw?"

Was anyone else expecting to read that as "The Mortal Kombat Komplete Kollection"?

This is the game I told myself I wanted. Free-running and zombies. But everything is just wrong. The developer, the weapons focus, just... its just all wrong.