She went on to say, "Seriously, I don't even like corgis that much, but people keep giving them to me. I expressed an interest in them once—ONCE— and then all of a sudden every Christmas and birthday it's corgis."

I didn't watch it, but it seems from the picture that it's more like Katy Perry giving his crotch an aggressive assing.

Tiny Republican government is sooo bad for your vagina.

It's the acid attack against men the MRAs have been waiting for.

Um, yeah, it did have a life ruining effect. He is handicapped. His penis will never work properly again. I'm no suggesting that he isn't a terrible person and that police aren't incompetent, but genital mutilation is never ok. And it doesn't say anywhere here on on the article at she felt that the police wouldn't do…

I always thought the future would kill us with antibiotic-resistant superbugs. Turns out it's the classics that'll get us.

I'm a little surprised by all the "I'm okay with this" comments. Yeah, obviously the guy is criminal and she deserves justice, but... permanently maiming him in a horrifying way? Which, in all likelihood, this will result in a shortened lifespan for him too? I don't condone this anymore than a woman who got acid…

Hold on a second, they want a government that is small enough to fit inside a vagina. That is what all this small government is about you know. Got to trim it down to the right size. A tampon-sized government if you will, hand-washing optional.

You know who washed his hands? Pontius Pilate, that's who!

It's all the will of the invisible poopy hand.

Tillis is, of course, a proponent of small government and limited interference right up until he reaches your vagina, which he would like to see vigorously probed with an ultrasound wand if you need to get an abortion, which of course he'd like to see banned altogether. Of course.

how is requiring them to post a sign saying that their employees don't wash their hands any less intrusive than requiring their employees to wash their hands?

I will come back and read the article when my blood pressure returns to normal. I can't get past that pic of him shushing her. I think the motion I make to the 2 year olds in my class made to another adult human is beyond my comprehension today.

WHITE MAN TALKING! QUIET EVERYONE! WHITE MAN TALKING!

Though the whole "you can't shush a woman" angle was a bit weird.

The National Republican Congressional Committee is more hip than I am because this is the first time I've even heard that word.

Were they worried about getting sued or something? Is that why they didn't go for the clearly superior Catty Purry???

Amal Clooney is a human rights lawyer, technically, but she works for a firm that does defence work for accused war criminals, human rights abusers, etc. That's not to say that she has never represented someone 'on the right side of morality'. In a fair legal system, both sides must have equal, quality legal…