noneofyouarerealghosts
Noneofyouarerealghosts
noneofyouarerealghosts

Oh thank God. I thought I was the only one who didn't find him sexy. I mean, he seems like a decent human being and I sincerely doubt he has any trouble getting laid and doesn't care that some 32 year old woman out there is unmoved. But I would have no trouble keeping my pants on in his presence.

I am start to feel weird about the fact that his body does nothing for me. But it seriously does nothing for me. I mean, I appreciate that it probably takes a lot of work and he doesn't disgust me or anything. But...nothing.

I am not a historian by any means, so I have no idea if it's accurate or not (I lean toward probably, but I did start to wonder if some of the things that happened would have happened to every member of one family and I found myself getting legitimately depressed and had to stop).

I quit after the thing with Claire you are referring to. The series started to feel like emotional torture. I might pick up any after that someday. Maybe.

The only reason I changed mine was because my husband cared more about me sharing his than I did about keeping my asshole dad's.

I thought it was super out of character in the book. I almost quit reading, historical accuracy be damned. I'm glad I didn't give up on it, but I always skip that scene in the re-read.

I think it might have to do with not pissing off Wal-Mart. It's kind of a big deal around here.

I might be reading too much into the statement, but I live in the general vicinity of Pine Bluff. It is 75% African American and his statement is reflecting a fairly common local attitude towards Pine Bluff. My feeling is its not just bullshit but racist bullshit.

Oral sex has never done it for me either. it ranges from boring because it does nothing for me to actively frustrating because if I'm close its not enough to get me there.

only speaking as a woman, but sometimes I don't immediately say what's bothering me because I need to assess how important it is to me. Like I don't really want to argue if I'm actually going to be over it soon, but if it's still on my mind a day or two later I will express it.

I also voted in the minority on everything. Weirdos unite!

On the other hand, she was trying to purify a source of evil lust inducing yoga pants, so her lawyer could argue she was doing God's work...

Nancy, what the fuck are you doing, please?

Weirdly related, but as a small child I frequently described people as "peach colored" - ALL people. Black, white, brown, etc. My mother doesn't have a clue where that came from. Must have been Crayola.

If tipping is so difficult she should eat at home. I got stuck on the line about trying to decide if you are tipping "too much". There is no such thing as too much tip.

I wore zero makeup until I hit 30. I started wearing more recently and my husband is having difficulty adjusting. And I still only use tinted moisturizer, eyeliner, and mascara. I think it's some kind of "anti-my-mother" thing. She firmly believes in makeup and always looks fabulous.

My last boss could work email and nothing else on his computer. He would email people to come print documents. I don't know how he received any emails because he also just saved everything in his email folder.

the consistency of runny eggs is one of the most repulsive things people put in their mouths.

I have never invested in a nicer looking clock because I'm just going to beat the shit out of it minimum of 3 times every morning. Also I hate it so much it might as well be ugly.

I am still using that. From my childhood. Am I not supposed to do that? Is my alarm clock supposed to be attractive?