One thing I appreciate about Kanye, he doesn't always keep his mouth shut, but when he does it is pretty eloquent. I like to believe in this case he agreed with Amber and knew she could handle her shit (more likely he's just got more interesting shit to do/think about, but let me keep my illusions).

I just love when people bitch about free stuff.

One oft friends got a picture of both times that I got poked in the eye on my wedding day. They are my favorites.

I went dateless to my senior prom and had way more fun than any dance I went to with a date.

I can't stop analyzing. It was poorly written and badly delivered because by the time he got to it he knew the mood of the entire room has changed and NO ONE was laughing- just dead silence. But I really don't think better delivery would have really changed anything. I sort of want to look it up and find out if that's…

I did something similar with a great aunt who helped raise me and probably loved me more unconditionally than anyone else in my life. I regret it as well. It hurts to think that I know she forgave me for it when I dont believe I deserved it.

I don't know exactly why I was reminded of this, but a few months back we went to a stand up night at a local coffee shop and one of the guys is doing pretty well, getting laughs, etc. And then he said, "I love women, I'm not a misogynist ..." and I knew whatever came next was going to be a misogynistic shit show.…

She expressed an opinion that a majority of people would agree with - that 25 year old men should leave 17 year olds alone - but this has somehow translated to her being the bad guy. Seriously, Tyga is the bad guy here, not her. And whoever the hell this Jonathan dude is. He also is shitty.

Or force feeding a grown man against his wishes. That definitely says "respect for human dignity".

Having just watched a similar situation play out with my great aunt, I say most sincerely and from the bottom of my heart fuck this guy.

they never fit me right. I wear jeans much more frequently than yoga pants. Levi's in every cut I've tried are weirdly baggy in the zipper area and do this weird poofy thing when I sit. The super lows are the only ones that don't and I dislike having my ass hang out when I sit in my office chair. The office also…

we were young and poor enough when we married it was hard to convince people that seriously, I have no need of fancy china (I inherited some if I needed it and I really didn't need it). I just wanted someone to get us a knife block because the groom bought an enormous set of nice knives that we didn't need 1/4 of and…

I'm just guessing of course, but Erykah Badu stopped responding to because she is a grown ass woman with more important shit to do than fight - physically or on Twitter - with Azealia Banks.

I don't think I could fuck him even with someone else's vagina.

I feel like these are the actions of someone who's bitter because he knows in his heart he is not really a contender.

My mother has chosen to wear t shirts 3 sizes too big do they touch her no where and hide everything, and it breaks my heart because she was always very into fashion and clothes and thinks she can't wear any of the things she loves.

I'm sorry that asshole did that to you. I agree it would be wonderful to see what bodies of certain ages actually look like.

Could the current color be spray tan?

I am 15 years younger than her and she's much better looking than me. I haven't had kids and her stomach looks better than mine. It's ridiculous that anyone felt the need to Photoshop her at all.

Her everything looks better than my everything.