Is there a legal definition for "reasonable person"? Because I don't think this guy and I agree on who that is.

It can, but doesn't have to.

This should not exist.

I said the exact same thing about the guy reading 100 Years of Solitude.

I would be disqualified based on having Fred Flintstone feet.

I was trying to make it somehow mean "screwed up".

Also: "finding themselves" in ashrams because Ear, Pray, Love is a thing that happened to us all. But at least those people are not grossly disrespectful ( at least not intentionally. I don't think).

Cake!

You definitely have to just keep trying, even if it's painful or your nipples crack or nothing comes out.

This is so true. Honestly, I am a vegetarian for a lot of reasons, but one of them is that I am lazy and it's easier for me to be completely meatless than to go to slightly more trouble to do this.

Vegetarian married to a man with the dietary choices of a tiger. No one is interested in my diet. I'm not really interested in theirs ( unless you have a great recipe to share).

The link for that cake has the words "great ideas" in it. It doesn't appear to be sarcastic. I just needed to say that cake was a terrible idea. It should've killed with fire and the ashes buried near running water and we should all pray that it stays there.

I am enjoying this comment immensely, and also your username.

There's an owl that lives in the woods behind my house, and that bastard apparently lives to scare the shit out of me. The moral here is that based on my sample size of 2, owls are assholes.

To be fair, some of us live in areas where the weather gets into the 50s and 60s even in Jan and Feb.

It's like an all you can eat Buffett but you can also order items like steak. I think it's pretty similar to Golden Corral, but I've never actually been to Golden Corral so I cant swear to it.

I'm not sure if it would be weirder to me that an adult human with no impairments went rabid on another adult human, or if making up a story about it is weirder. Can pregnancy hormones make a person do that? Maybe she was having a weird reaction to the hormones? I don't know. He just doesn't strike me as a super…

My mom says I used to do that. I was also a sleepwalker/talker and she says she wondered some nights if she was in need of an exorcist.

In order to prevent your horrible kidnapping and torture we are going to kidnap and torture you.

Maybe he thinks if his wife comes across really terrible we will understand why he needs to go to dinner with a woman who is sweet and pretty and civilized?