all of the stars for you!

My gf works in a new books book store and the same is true. Can also report that no one is touching the stacks of Bill O’Reilly books that they now have no idea what to do with, even at a 40% discount.

You were absolutely badass if you went to Action Park and lived to tell about it.

You seem insufferable. God I can only imagine what everyone else at Canter’s is thinking as you drone on and on about the same kind of garbage you just posted here.

enough already.

*more palpable.

POIDH

there are lots of people in the program who are just “in” the program and still using

With your who?

First of all, you are NOT a failure as a parent simply because your 13 y/o daughter is nosediving into puberty and her hormones and brain chemistry are going totally bonkers right now. That part, at the very least, is par for the course. 13 year old girls are strange. So are 13 year old boys for that…

It’s a shame that I’m forevergray and no one will see this, but if any of you have a couple extra bucks laying around, please consider donating to the Intercultural Center for the Study of Deserts and Oceans.

See also: Block Island!!

I grew up in coastal CT, lived in Boston for over a decade, and live in New Hampshire currently. I’ve also lived out west and traveled to every state except Hawaii and, man, lemme tell ya, New England isn’t nearly as bad as people make it out to be.

argh now I’m debating Charcoal&Ketchup as a username

ummmm yeah. Not playful at all. That wasn’t some aquarium trick. I seriously do not understand how people do not respect the power and unpredictability of WILD ANIMALS.

When I was in Mexico last year, I heard there was a sea lion colony (see: sea wolf in Spanish) that lived on the far side of a small uninhabited…

FFS this

sadly, this is just another “no big” in a long line of “no big”s that has become the norm

Far and away the dumbest Jez article I have ever read.

And there’s been a lot of dumb ones. (and a lot of great ones, too!). But wow. The fuck, snowflakes.

I am a guy so I never had to deal with violence in my relationship

WTF with this statement

Thank you. And may I say I fully appreciate the Seinfeld / Star Wars references in your username, even if they weren’t intentional.

I have two suggestions:

#1) keep your dating pool as wide as possible. Be open to anything. You may meet someone older than you that ticks all the boxes even though you may not actively be wanting someone older (or divorced, or with kids) or you may meet someone who is much much younger (as is the case with myself .…

brb changing screenname to basket_o_cunts