It's obviously a government conspiracy to disenfranchise children.

I think the sexist sandwiches are worse.

Those things inside your body, like spleens, or intestines.

No, they were talking about what the New Super Mario Bros. are gonna do, but sorta trailed off there.

Everyone knows that they're looking for 3DS games right now.

And here I assumed it worked your computer's fans so much that it blew the dust out.

Ah, my Transformers-fu is weak. Right on!

I tried to go SSB -> Snake -> DreamMix -> Optimus Prime, but I got stuck there. Then the easier path came to mind.

Charizard appeared in Super Smash Bros. with Link, who appeared in Soul Calibur II with Cervantes, who then was in Soul Calibur IV with Darth Vader. Is there a shorter way?

God yes. Quelf was one of THE board games my roommates and I would pull out in college. A couple of my roommates did like to get their drink on (if you know what I'm saying), so that probably helped.

Cheers!

"a significant and annoyingly imposing internet subculture of "puffs" forcing their tired super-girl-before-bedtime memes on a largely uncaring internet."

I'd really like to see a game centered around Discworld's Sam Vimes. That'd be a hell of a detective game. (Or cop game, to be fair, but both would be good.)

But SOMEBODY has to comment on the off-chance that he wasn't trolling! I mean, imagine the pandemonium that would ensure if nobody did!

Hahaha, wow, all that missing the point that just went on. That just happened.

But have you seen the schools in Bludgeon-you-in-the-faceville? Amazing. They really attracted some high-end teachers. Not like Cut-me-own-throat City; way too corrupt.

Nah, you want Beatdown Junction. Beatdown Town's a bad neighborhood, dude.

This made me laugh much, much harder than it should have.

Then blame NOA, not Nintendo. Nintendo's making the IPs; NOA's not localizing them.

No decent new IPs? Dillon's Rolling Western, Chibi-Robo/Giftpia/Captain Rainbow (I don't know if these are 2nd/3rd party or not), Rhythm Heaven, Starfy, Tomato Adventure, Fossil Fighters, just to name some that I could think of. Whether or not these IPs are Japan-only is irrelevant; they're still decent new IPs.