So proud that we have someone who is both a doctor and a judge on staff.

I disagree. They appear to be good at getting caught.

Luke 9:60: Jesus said to him, "Let the dead bury their own dead, but you go and proclaim the kingdom of God."

Even Jesus was a dick sometimes.

Hmmm what about the helicopter? I mean at this point you definitely have 4-5 stars.

Let's be honest here: retail labor isn't exactly hard to come by in these situations. Headhunting is, for better or for worse, for people with relatively more rare skills.

Good for them. Fuck that place. I am going to continue not having heard of it before today!

This is why I don't use my permit. I feel incredibly unsafe despite years of shooting. I feel as though the costs outweigh the benefits. And while at some point, I look forward to taking my step kids to target practice, I want to wait until they are old enough and don't want to recklessly expose them to firearms. …

I personally know a woman who carries a loaded firearm in her diaper bag for protection and refuses to see the irony of the statistics she is looking at...

I don't know, maybe they'll try him as an adult. It's all the rage.

What possible reason could a young mother with multiple children have for carrying a loaded firearm on a shopping trip to Wal-Mart?! Wal-Mart is a threat to the economy but guns aren't going to do shit to stop that.

you're only responsible until you make a mistake. And most of you will make a mistake. It may not end up this badly but you will make a mistake.

If only there had been a good guy with a gun there to shoot that baby.

Oh, we're years past that.

I guess the difference in our worldview is just our concepts of people's control over their own behaviour. I take the science position which says we are a big cluster of molecules and therefore we can't really choose anything we do. Life is all luck and whether you turn out shitty or good is up to random chance.

Maybe if he bought 99 Nokia phones instead, they could have been... N-Gage'd

Yeah I call bullshit PR stunt: Computer programmers don't have this many friends.

Some ref you were, Samer. There were like, 22 flags on that play.

Looking at this made me want to slam my head into my desk.

Off the shelf computer component being re-purposed for random gadgetry? Arguably the most realistic part of the trailer.