My most reliable method of dealing with glitter is to put it into the trash before anyone has a chance to open the package.

Gear of War. Mad World.

There should be another column on this chart: Sobriety.

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That was better than the Zod vs Superman fight in Man of Steel.

I see no interrobang in the terminal punctuation set. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interroba…

I use Squirt.io. It is the exact same functionality, no sign up, and max speed 1000 wpm. Just add a book mark to your browser tool bar. Go to any website, click the bookmark, and the words will be presented before your eyes in quick time.