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Oh, we're years past that.

I guess the difference in our worldview is just our concepts of people's control over their own behaviour. I take the science position which says we are a big cluster of molecules and therefore we can't really choose anything we do. Life is all luck and whether you turn out shitty or good is up to random chance.

Maybe if he bought 99 Nokia phones instead, they could have been... N-Gage'd

Yeah I call bullshit PR stunt: Computer programmers don't have this many friends.

Some ref you were, Samer. There were like, 22 flags on that play.

Looking at this made me want to slam my head into my desk.

Off the shelf computer component being re-purposed for random gadgetry? Arguably the most realistic part of the trailer.

This is included because this is how all Jalopnik staff meetings are. We line up overlooking a city skyline, and all talk with our eyes locked ahead, never facing anyone. It's super-productive.

Men's biggest fear about online dating: a fat chick.

He seemed pretty steamed.

File this one under "Stuff only white people can do"

What's wrong Hun?

VOTE: amazon.com

I'll be waiting for your apology.

So he's remaining aloof-a?