Definitely a thing.

Ok, so one time, my sexytimes partner and I went out to a sandwich place. We both got grilled cheese and tomato soup. Our food comes out, and I dip my sandwich into the tomato soup LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN. He looks at me like I’m the insane one and asks what the hell I’m doing. I say “that’s why grilled cheese is served…

*breathing hard*

There is not nearly enough cheese in that stock photo sandwich, damnit. Is that some kind of janky one-slice grilled cheese?

I read two pages of his bullshit (that's enough) and now I'm of the opinion that while his family may be dysfunctional, his need to put everything in public, not just his and his wife's decision to be non-monogamous, is part of the problem.

I wonder if anyone ever comes here and is like "Oh my god, that was me."

I am popcorn Santa! Thank you for spreading my message. May you all have free boxes of popcorn, forever.

This, THIS is what a normal, sane person is talking about when they're saying that a business can and sometimes should refuse someone service. The utterly insane assholes who start off treating the staff like slaves and go downhill from there. The POS who threatens their way into free stuff because they know a…

Managers who don't stand up for their employees are THE WORST.

I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know my cheddar biscuits will be free. And I won't forget the men who died, so I can bitch about automatic gratuity.

And none of it is for you, potato lady!

"I don't need to justify how I earn a living any more than you do."

Me during the popcorn story

It sounds delicious, if I knew what any of the ingredients actually were.

It should be a horror movie. Sentient, shape-shifting Play-Doh that slowly squirts out of all kinds of holes... Terrifying.

Good plot twist.

But it will turn out he’s not really nefarious at all- simply trying to save the Play-Dohs by making sure they are back in their tubs with the lids on.

Alan Rickman will play the nefarious villain "Clean Up Time".