I took it as not defining yourself by something that isn’t you, not really. That changes, or can change, but the core of you remains the same.

Keep a steady flow of mixed drinks - enough to relax, not too much so you're shitfaced - and keep your mouth shut outside of "You're right, Charleton Heston was a great Moses," and you'd be fine.

Fat jokes: the last vestige of people who truly have nothing intelligent to say.

Not sure how this is relevant, but Chappelle singing “Cooold-blooodedddddd” always gets a star.

Yes, we always budget for our monthly cocaine allotment.

Schadenfreude is usually about taking joy in the suffering of someone who deserves it...are there people who think this lady deserves it? To me this is like the opposite, cringing along with someone having just a terrible day at work, who happens to have her big mistake broadcast nationwide.

I LOVE that movie, especially Brad having that breakdown.

I feel like Jim Carrey is one self discovery shy of a proper Brad Stand conundrum.

Just give in to it. I have. :|

Not a surprise, the designs across the board for her brand are accessible and fun and its price competitive.

I hate when I see a cute pair of shoes at a store and then I realize they’re by Jessica Simpson. :-/

She licensed her name to Vince Camuto, I wonder what percentage of that she’s actually getting. Not going to lie, the shoes are comfortable as hell.

and so weirdly comfortable! Some of my craziest heels are J. Simps and I can wear them all night.

From what black friends have told me, it’s super annoying/aggravating because they most often hear it when said in a manner and tone indicating what the person really means is they are “well-spoken...for a black person.” It’s basically a dog whistle type thing, and in this context - where he’s SHOCKED she isn’t…

If there is a great risk of you being a jerk whenever you open your mouth, then yes, I would prefer it if you just stayed quiet.

If treating others like human beings come so unnaturally to you that you *have* to walk on eggshells and constantly self-edit in order to do it, that itself indicates a bit of a problem, don’t you think?