I'm getting more of a Real Housewives of Coachella vibe.

Ah good to know. California's in an epic drought but really, keep that grass green for the elitist sport and stupid hipsters to ruin.

This is all a put on, right? Or some kind of 1994 cosplay?

The world of the denim mini was the world of possibility.

all my greatest accomplishments occurred when i was a teen

I would take a two-pronged approach if I were in this guy's shoes. I 100% believe that you cannot have a successful relationship if you are not completely comfortable with being open with all aspects of your sexuality with your partner, and vice-versa.

Seems like pretty damn important information to me. I would want to know if my future spouse had sex with one of my parents. I just don't see the marriage happening.

I really don't think his bisexuality is the actual issue he needs help with...

Basically simulating what it’s like to use the Tidal app.

DRAKE’S REACTION IS SO FUCKING PRICELESS OH MY GOD

let he who hasn't married ten different people without getting a divorce first throw the first stone

Where does Ashley Tisdale work regularly enough that she has her name painted into a parking spot?

Is it just me, or does Ashley Tisdale have an old looking Mercedes? Time for an upgrade girl!

Yet her selfie crimes go unpunished

As an obstetrician, you'll see cases of pregnancy loss at 23-25 fairly often depending on how busy your practice is. It is considered a medical emergency, and it is never as easy as a full-term uncomplicated vaginal delivery. Neither is it as "easy" as an abortion performed early and at home via misoprostol. Often,…

It used to be that a woman was believed to be property of either her father or her husband.

That’s how they trick us into taking care of them. Babies also giggle for the first time at the exact moment their parents start contemplating leaving them in the woods.

YES. I almost took out my son’s eye trying to unlatch my nursing bra. The lower strap/bra cup came flying off like it was propelled by an explosive. It is way less glamorous than this beautiful picture. Especially in the beginning. So much crying, so much wiggling. And then there’s also the baby.