My “hack” for ending parties at my house is to invite no one over. Then it’s just me and when I decide the party is over, the party is over. See, no awkward trick to trying to get guests to leave, and no cleaning up after other people.

Somebody tell me this was cross-posted to Jalopnik.

Crap, I downloaded every single one of them except Luxury Cars SUV Traffic (it sounded pretentious). With those incredible, not-at-all-low-effort icons and names, who could resist?

Fair point, and this probably pertains to the intended audience as well. 

But it all fits in one pot this way, which works for me because I have an extremely (dumb) small stove.

Beth told me her children sometimes demand different pasta shapes

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It’s totally overboard.  That’s why I stick to a couple of good bong rips in the car before my flight. 

Got it. I’m going to go educate myself on money laundering now.

I always look when they draw blood, but I couldn’t see the flu shot because they put it in high up and back.

No problems on my late 2012 27" iMac. I replaced the HDD with SSD a year after buying it... kind of disgusting that a mechanical drive is still the default option.

It actually strangely does.

Would prefer they kill off the damn foot operated parking/emergency brakes instead, my ankle can’t always articulate that way.

does Trump know that? I’m surprised he hasn’t issued an Executive Order reversing it.  

This is the kind of ridiculous statement that the Right loves to pounce upon. Let’s stick to making cogent arguments against this Presidency, it’s not like there is any lack of material.

If it helps, Bush signed this into law and the system went live during the Obama administration. 

Ouch, this is rough. I hate the idea of him being able to force a text to my phone, but at the same time, if this were literally any other president, I’d be fully behind it. If FEMA and the office of the POTUS both think I should know something immediately, I’m willing to give them the benefit of the doubt.

You misspelled “shit ton”.

Convenience: Not much, I’ve gotten 3 indecent exposure charges
Security: Fort-Cox

You have a different view when your immediate circle are full of people in diagnostics. Their certainty that you need a shot, because they know the current statistics for rabid bats and other such metrics, convinces me that it is a no brainer. It’s also required by state law in some states to report the exposure to…