Never forget Keith Law predicted this debacle even before the ink was dry.

Take the PI. Still a 50ish yard field goal that I’m betting the ghosts of Hel would help in making another Vikings kicker collapse spectacular happen again.

Having GMs help you with drafting some absolute fantastic CFL quality (outside Richardson and Wilkerson) football players and sign every past their prime veteran free agent didn’t help Rex either.

Marriot’s defense was the same as the old Michael Jackson team defense of “Would you really be disappointed if the money was right?”

Not even the best Whitlock HOT TAKE in the column:

That diss post on MMQB is going to Kendrick Lamar worthy.

Phil Mushnick would prefer his hip to be metal and conducive to an active lifestyle of walking this society back to a time when cold fronts didn't have erotic sounding names.

Railstyle really would have been a Ryan Dunn event, Bob.

Either. Neither. Heavy breather.

Getting the pistol whippings outside of Gainesville bars down from AK 47 to 9mm was his greatest accomplishment though.

4 fans seems a bit high for anything to do with Tennessee that doesn't involve meth.

That ball touched too much air for my taste. INCOMPLETE.

Dale, are you sure they allow tickets down here? This seems a bit sketchy will the security and guys in helmets.

Cleveland, two words: Ariel Castro.

A&M goes ATM when money they aren't getting goes somewhere.

Only slightly intoxicated from his own farts.

Obviously the wolverine like surge in facial hair was not included.

His remote spots for YouTube are going to take him far. Cable Access? No. CNN. The Big Show.