Bemused but not bothered.

Gilbert Gottfried impersonator wishes he was destroying eardrums like Reggie Miller.

I don't see race. All I see is a rainbow colored giraffe puffing its chest towards all these tangerines behind me.

Just hope that he puts just as much effort into a relationship as he does building a multi-million dollar company. Burning candle at both ends rarely exists with people who have multi-million dollar company priorities.

Tell him you're into rich dudes. Proceed from there.

Blood stained white suit worn by the W. Huskie still unaccounted for at this time.

Life is such much more rewarding when you don't have to babysit friends who don't respect you. Let go.

You're an alcoholic. If you want to continue, do the drinking at your house to be safe for everyone. If you want to kick the habit, seek medical help because you replaced one problem with another and that doesn't seem like a helpful approach.

You're an adult. Tell him to face-to-face. Hints are a misdirection that only leads to this eventual need to talk. Woman Up.

Sorry, Fry, go ahead and put your money back. We're going to vote on this one.

No. Her personal preferences around sexual liaisons has zero to do with her being a compatible roommate for someone. She can be an asshole for using sex as a weapon but you're in the same boat for hoarding these opinions behind her back and dissuading others from being associated with her. Not feminist behavior at all.

Month seems right. Be honest if you are asked whether you are sharing your goodies with someone else and that protection is in constant use. Respectful of others begets respect for you.

Beats the mind splintering headaches of Klonopin.

You're not entirely a unique snowflake in that there are literally thousands of movies based on your experience. I would just make sure to keep this as a longing situation and not a reconnecting situation. Nothing productive about going backwards.

This is kind of the information you should have received BEFORE the date by YOUR FRIEND. If this guy is known for an MO and you know about that beforehand, that decision is in your hands. Think you might be placing the blame in the wrong bed.

Create scenarios that involve working up to the sexting without jumping straight into it. Date yourselves all over again but with the added notion that you've already seen each other naked and approve of the outcome.

Hooking up is sex without a generous amount of feelings afterward. Good luck on getting grad ass in grad school.

They've moved on with their lives for better or worse. Contemplating about 'what ifs' instead of making 'where now' doesn't help you empower the changes you're making within yourself. Go forward.

If you can't rationale your feelings without the lubricant of alcohol, then your feelings are based on a false premise. Don't stay in this friendship for an oasis that isn't there. Tell him your feelings and accept the consequences of your declaration.

Stop playing emotional mind games with yourself and the people you deem worthy to date. Cheaters always cheat. Pull off the band-aid and break up before you decide to do something foolish like marry the guy ironically to see if he loves you.