Add another weeks suspension for that haircut

Gee, I can't wait to see the next Deadspin article rooting for the Giants against the Cardinals while focusing on a handful of racist redneck Cardinals fans as if they represent the entire fanbase.

So he should basically shut up and not defend himself and let the media spin it anyway they want. I don't get that part....

Spelled counsel wrong, esquire.

Oh. Hello Penguins fan.

Would have been so hard to get Haisley to write 7,000 words about how much better the KHL is than North American Hockey?

Haha you led off with a Diving Crosby joke! How original! Couldn't work in a Farting PK Subban joke, or is it too soon?

so I assume that was an attempt at being funny? good try I guess.

Fuck you guys too.

What the hell is this crap

Still a way better sport than soccer

A: Sidney Crosby will continue to be a diving vagina, Paulina Gretzky will continue to post photos causing me to get partial boners at work, and the Islanders will show continued promise and potential, but will eventually come tumbling down and miss the playoffs, again, breaking my heart... again.

If you're going to be D-bags about hockey in October, please stay away when the playoffs start since the sport obviously isn't worthy of your respect.

This is Colin Cowherd-level bush league, bros. Highly disappointed in you all.

This is pretty wack, guys.

I hate this

Who am I drafting tonight with the first pick in my fantasy draft? That's the real question.

Deadspin: "Hahaha. Hockey's not even a real sport! Why would we cover it here?"

fuck you guys