Why not just ask for sex? I mean you're in the Air Force there will be at least one female at said party who will gladly have sex with you.

"confidential informant cadet Eric Thomas"

The whole situation. McCutchen's complaint is definitely justified.

BUT BLACK PEOPLE ARE SUPERIOR-TOM LEY

Deadspin's overt racism is a problem as well as the fact that the writers are all closeted homos

You guys are always quick to point out the slightest lack of political correctness, so allow me:

Watching sports is watching a form of entertainment. If baseball had more Puigs it would be far more entertaining. If you do not like Puig you are a miserable cunt.

That's a great job avoiding the tag. You must be a Giants fan.

Be warned, the image is gruesome.

That's horrible, here's hoping to a smooth recovery, but he and the Pacers are fucked. Sad news as a b-ball fan.

so brutal. pulling for you PG!

I considered putting my penis in a twinkie yesterday

Sweet! We can get another 500 comments of people explaining why a professional athlete absolutely cannot stop a small woman from attacking him without the use of a closed hand to the face.

If those execs need any help I'm sure most Boston Bruins fans would be more than willing to point out Subban's biggest flaw.

Why? Is there a line at any other base where it's also illegal to block the base path without the ball? Every 3b, ss or 2ber knows how to field a throw without blocking the base. The catchers just have to adjust

"The rule is a mess"

Just a personal preference, friend. Also, my exam was not lost in the ether and I slept fine between both days without freaking the fuck out wondering if my exam would count for anything, so, there's that.

it needs to stop

Feel free to lambast me over the coals for this, but please do me the courtesy of reading this comment in it's entirety before going ALL CAPS on me.

I'll just say this, interpret it how you want. I'm 5' 8", 160 lbs, male, and just as ill equipped to defend myself against Ray Rice as his wife is. But if I threw a punch at Ray Rice and he knocked me out, the general reaction would be "he threw the first punch, he was asking for it, Ray Rice was defending himself."