W kept America safe for 7 1/2 years. One of the best presidents this country ever had.

Does the name of the coach you are referring to rhyme with "Schmiffin" or "Shmarkesian"?

Way to totally misrepresent the story and do zero legal research for your article....kudos! The premise of the Sexual Performance statute is that a minor does not have the capacity to "consent", so hence whether or not there was consent does not matter. However, since the Age of Consent statute in Minnesota allows…

Please don't take this in offense, but I could have sworn I read an article about this on Gawker a few weeks ago. It had information regarding the Minnesota law that everything was legal (within 4 years of age) until they video taped it. Still good writing though!

At least they didn't kill off the minor.

Apparently those players spell "Moorhead" a little differently ...

Unmatched success? You mean teams like the Niners, Cowboys, Giants, Redskins, Patriots, and Steelers, that all have more championships than your team, can't match your success?

Sad Broncos fan is still sad :(

Are you pointing that out to Sunshine Lynch or to the authors here at Gawker who couldn't identify the proper form of a homonym to save their lives?

Hell hath no fury like an angry mother

Hey Deadspin, they're team-run media. The fuck did you expect them to do? Ray Rice, like it or not, is the story. And they're not going to do what Deadspin might do and roll with the headline "Hometown crowd cheers wifebeater." And that link you have at the bottom, that blog is written by the team's PR guy, for cryin'…

1994 was the year the NHL could have stepped up and passed the NBA as the #3 sport in the US. They came off an exciting playoffs with several upsets and their marquee team The Rangers, led by their rock star captain Mark Messier hoisted the cup, them took it on a nationwide victory lap. This gif exemplifies how they…

This is the worst comment in the history of this site. I'm sorry.

I know I'm late to the party (damn work!), but here's a couple of things, some new and some just reiterating what others have said:

I really like stories about how bad the Knicks suck.

Less social justice. A lot less. Seriously. Sports really don't matter at all and I like it that way. Deadspin is not the only site guilty of this, so I'm not specifically pointing this out here to make a statement directly about this site. I just don't really care about whatever comes out of Stephen A Smiths idiot…

Why would anyone ever do this in a game?

But...we do agree that Crosby is a god damned baby, right?

Make it so articles can't be shared onto Jezebel. It attracts an incredibly annoying crowd.

It would cover sports, period. No politics, no social issues, no cross posts from Jezebel and nothing TMZ-ish. And no soccer.