I don’t have anything to add except, THANK YOU FOR FUCKING VALIDATING ME. While we were watching, I was like, “Oh, for fuck’s sake, he thinks he’s Jesus” during his little acrobatics. My 15 yo daughter was like OMG MOM YOU ARE SO THE WORST AND AWFUL.

Then, she saw this headline, and I got to look at her and say,…

Which makes no difference, given the context of her saying she had “recovered” from that loss in 2008. I think the plan was to make THAT the joke (ahahahaha - look at her “recovery,” she’s grinding on some dude, some ~recovery, amirite, y’all? ahahahaha), then Nicki threw everything off by calling Miley out.

I’m Team…

1. Because Nicki knows she is the queen.

I vote real, if only because Miley's response was so bad and awkward. And Rebel Wilson was surprised AF, IMO. If Nicki was smiling, it was because she knew she stunted all over Miley.

Yes, I did, and thanks. :)

How is this helpful to making you seem...like...not at all a fucking nutjob racist? Like you are basically flipping tables over about the ~tone~ of the shit, and that’s EXACTLY THE POINT. Dude, #notallwhitepeople is a copout. Yes, #allwhitepeople. Sorry, but yes. #allwhitepeople.

Because you’re white. We don’t get a pass from racism because we think racist bullshit is stupid. We’re white. White people are why America can’t have nice shit. Sorry, sister, but until we stop playing this game of #notallwhitepeople, shit won’t change. You’re white. Suck it up, buttercup.

And also this one.

And also this one because she wanted that food so. very. much. But she is a Good Dog Faith, so she refrained.

Yes, I’ll *promptly serve* it as soon as the kitchen makes it. This is why we can’t have nice things, America.

You know, after much consideration, this is honestly the best threat-wish I’ve ever heard. Ever. No actual harm comes to anyone, but the enormity of the threat-wish is considerable. All in all, well done. A true masterpiece in threat-wishing.

Exactly. The mother’s feelings don't change it from D&C to OMG ICKY ABORTION GROSS. It's all D&C. Except when it's a D&E, but let's not complicate shit.

Most underrated film of our time.

Do not hesitate. I have yet to find one that isn’t amazing, and a LOT of her polishes are one coaters. My only caveat is that you should use a super good base with a few of them because they’ll stain, but that’s true of pretty much any of the blues I’ve ever tried. If you want to step into the waters, Little Red…

Word, and I have friends who have never tried indies who get a CbL and are suddenly HOOKED FOR LIFE on them. I feel proud when that happens. lol

THIS! I buy Colors by Llarowe because the formula is consistently awesome for me. Something I cannot say about any mainstreams. (I do love a PixieDust, though.)

This is one shitty company, though. What you’re saying is like saying fuck every chocolate that isn’t Hershey’s because ONE confectioner used shitty ingredients.

I like KBShimmer’s toppers and glitters, but her cremes are always streaky for me.