Yeah but he didn’t say he was averse to playing bad people - it’s Michael fucking Shannon, that’s kinda a lot what he does.

Happily married or not, it’s amazing how easy it is to fabricate evidence of infidelity with photoshop these days, as Tatiana Maslany’s husband will find out as soon as I can nail down this white balance issue.

You come at the queen, you best not miss

As an apology, if my Caliphate ends up winning I’ll even send you a gallon provided I get clearance from whichever Warlord I’m serving and the High Priest Of Forgotten Porn.

Yeah but when you’re 4'3” like Kristin Chenoweth everyone looks like a giant

We should send them some, coordinate deliveries, and alert the media as to the scheduled arrival time. Flood the whole building with a sea of pad, liners, tampons...huge blanket sized replicas of them too...oh and throw in some some Summer’s Eve for the Chief and Sheriff of Douches and Deputy Douchettes whose job it…

you need to be on team under puncuate

Well; call me; crazy; but, I, internet commenter, and, man, did not; know that; legal documents; required such; copious; punctuation

“The right side of his body is kind of held together by metal bands,

Ah hahahaha also I loved how Elizabeth and Philip were more aggravated than anything else “We go OUT OF OUR WAY to not kill the guy and he manages to get himself in trouble anyway. JFC.”

Probably vulva. There, I said it. I’m one of those annoying vagina/vulva correctors. But jeez, even my 3 year old tells me ‘it’s a vulva’ when I say (unspecified) ‘bottom’.

As an biracial person, 100% of my relationships are interracial.

True story - I was driving home with my husband through Rock Creek Park in DC and saw a dog running without sight of it’s owners (they caught up to it later) and started mumbling to myself “There’s a dog loose in the wood.” Then with increasing volume, “There’s a dog loose in the wood!!” I don’t know if the husband…

Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!

Could you BE more white?

Also? In case Mr. President anyone is wondering: I have a legal background, I look great in black AND I already own a lace collar. I also like to bang on things with a wooden hammer.

Or Margaret Wente, or Ezra Levant....you know what? Forget I said anyhing....

Cause every once and a while, you accidentally end up reading Christie Blatchford when you're going through Canadian media, and it's just not worth the risk. Especially if the topic has anything to do with women.

Everyone in my poly quad is within 4 inches height of one another. I just forwarded this article to my girlfriend and our two boyfriends with the subject heading “2016 goals?”