“Cats are great.” Stopped reading right there.

If you have to fly, ok. New job abroad, fine. NYC-bangkok with little 10 months old timmy because you want to out instagram your Facebook friends, DIE. You piss off dozens of people and make your child suffer. You are a horrible parent and a terrible person.

This stupid article becomes hilarious if you think it’s about manscaping instead of landscaping. Eapecially the part about snakes and getting old people who bitch about it.

What a coincidence, this stupid article on the day I install a domain blocker for my browser.

We would love to give you douchenozzles a taste of your own medicine at the border. Except Texas, you guys are actually nice. TSA NYC can suck my ass however.

How to shit, nice. Next up, breathing for Aspies and the forgotten art of shaving your neck.

You could make the title more accurate by omitting the last 5 words.

Uninstalling Yelp. I will not support this ridiculous pc shit.