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My dad always said it’s not really Gatorade in there, but I had no idea.

He says a lot of “I just want to stick it to the man!” type statements. I’m like, “Babe, you are a heterosexual white man working a white collar job living in the Southern USA. You ARE the Man.”

“Grab it by the peak.”

I’ve heard that Gloria Allred is now representing Mt. Everest in a suit against Mr. Johnson.

I’m gonna pass internet judgement and assume that family goes to one of the churches that solely blames women (by which they mean anyone of any age with a vagina) for men’s “transgressions.”

I’m baffled at how the court can seriously take into account any letters of familial support when the charge involves incest. Like, holee shit. It’s not enough that he assaulted a child, not enough that it’s incest, but on top of that, the family is taking his side. Beyond demented.

Holy fucking shit, I must be on some serious hallucinogens because I would swear that says LETTERS OF SUPPORT... FROM THE *VICTIM’S* MOTHER AND GRANDMOTHER... ASKING FOR THE RAPIST TO STAY IN THE COMMUNITY.

Thanks for all the FUCKING SUPPORT, Mom and Meemaw. I bet it means so much to your 12-year-old who was raped by a

That poor girl. She must feel like she has absolutely no fucking support.

What kills me is that he was in office for maybe a year? What could he have really accomplished in such a short period of time to earn it? Certainly nothing on the level of Malala.

A group of mostly white men decided their favorite lyricist should be Nobel Laureate. His music speaks to the experience of older white men, so they contorted the category to suit him. And that folks is privilege in the most purely distilled, disgustingly oblivious form.

I hate Bob Dylan. I can’t stand his voice, I especially can’t stand his lyrics, which always creep me out re: women. I get that his music reached a lot of people but I don’t think it necessarily did so in a wholly constructive way. Not many of his songs are actually about peace.

Melania can wear the FUCK out of a suit though.

A few weeks ago, someone else on here guessed that he wears the super-long tie because someone told him that it was slimming. Ever since then, I cannot unsee that ridiculous tie... so irritating.

They don’t admire him for his billions, otherwise they would want Warren Buffet. They admire him because he’s openly and proudly sexist, racist and every bit as buffoonish as they are.

He’s the guy that buys a $10,000 suit and doesn’t realise that at that price, the tailoring is included.

Even his suits don’t want to have to touch him.

If it is possible/real Mark Cuban will absolutely make this investment. I have never seen someone get so much glee out of the demise of Trump except maybe Hillary.

Surprised Burnett has draconian NDAs that protect Trump? Nope

Ugh, and we even have a legitimate third party here in Canada, and a complete badass fourth party leader who uses that power to the fullest extent of her ability. Third party (or fourth party, etc) votes don’t magically prevent or fix the damage a bad governing party can do.

SO MUCH THIS.