Morgan, the mother, is a friend of a friend. I didn’t really know Maddox or the father, but my friend was very close to them. I remember her sharing pictures of when Maddox was born, her creating a gofundme page to raise money for Maddox’s cancer treatments.

Sam Bee is not obligated to support your quixotic dream of remaking our democracy at the expense of our actual democracy.

I'm all for organ donation, but I also feel like I wouldn't want bargain bin organs from a complete psychopath. *shrug*

Of course not. He is her delicate baby boy.

I remain completely sick and fucking tired of men with guns who cannot take NO for an answer.

Watching one Sunday at home back around 02, I heard Todd Parrot say on live tv during a pit stop jokingly “Get me a set of 20 pound shocks for this motherfucker”- no DVR to rewind, I called my friend who was also watching the race. He didn’t even say hello when he answered, just repeated to me “Get me a set of 20…

I used to handle the “Customer service” phone calls and emails for a bicycle manufacturer. I can confirm, people will bitch about, quite literally, anything.

I submit that Nascar has a troll race. Prius’s only, driven by multi-racial people all along the gender spectrum with EU flags instead of American ones.

Three things strike me as likely:

The real scandal will be when it turns out that Michael Phelps was robbed at gunpoint juuuuuust a little bit faster....

Ryan: “Mom can I have some more money?”
Mom: “What happened to all that money I gave you yesterday?”
Ryan: “I uh, spent it on hookers and dru...uuuuhhhh....we got robbed! By cops! They had guns!”
Mom: “OH MY GAWD RYAN! I’M CALLING THE FBI!”
Ryan: “Mom wait no...” [CLICK]

It was probably some kind of breaststroking that led to his freestyle story, but the butterfly effect of telling his mother is now causing him to go into full backstroke mode.

I think we should be more worried about this 4th swimmer who is attempting to swim all the way home

God, men are so emotional

What amuses me the most about the Clinton scaremongering is that it’s coming from people who absolutely worship Ronald Reagan, who really did suffer from a neurological condition (alzheimer’s) while in office and hide it from the public. I’m sure every single of one these people would retroactively defend Reagan’s…

Ms. Clinton suffers from a congenital birth defect. As someone who was also born with this, which is so often stigmatized and swept under the rug, I think it’s time people start talking about it to draw back the curtain and draw attention to it. Let’s talk about it, people! It’s not disgusting! It’s not shameful! It…

My favorite so far was Martin Shkreli (noted expert at remote diagnostics) proclaiming she has “early onset” Parkinson’s, at 68 years old.

I’ll be happy when this election is over and we can go back to... oh shit, that’s right. They’ll be pulling the same shit they did on Obama for 8 more years. UGH.

“We paid $400M up front in cash for a hostage ransom. That’s why people are shitting on Obama.”

Bottom left, is that a Dog full body humping a player into submission?