Does he really need to keep doing those Nespresso ads?

A lot of the evidence was gathered not at the scene (i.e. they had to pull the car data from the CPU, get a search warrant for his phone records, do a drug toxicology report, etc.)

“Omg, I’m fucked. Two ppl killed,” “Bro. I swear,” “I’m going to jail.”

I’m sure the family of the people he killed would be satisfied with a PSA about texting and driving.

Can we investigate Kenneth Starr for eight years now?

Betsy devos will shut down the accreditor before Baylor is ever asked to close its doors.

According to a report from PR Week, Baylor officials placed a mole within several support groups for sexual assault survivors as a way to control their messaging and keep the university from looking bad.

Jesus Christ.

I am clearly insane. Over the last 18 months I’ve said to myself “There is no way that’s true. People/president/person wouldn’t do that” no less than 400 times. When drawing my line of disbelief I may as well be doing it in coke at Darryl Strawberry’s house. I make a line, I look away and *poof* it’s gone. 

Baylor’s #1 ranking may have been in a little jeopardy, considering recent strong showings from Ohio State, Michigan State, Maryland, and Minnesota-Duluth, but they’re not going to give up without a fight.  Now if only giving up without a fight wasn’t the advice they gave their students, as well...

Nobody got injured, killed or pregnant so in the big scheme this was a GREAT play for the White Sox.

The Harry Caray Squeeze, but you were close.

Right. There’s nothing wrong with moving your hands (which he did) and back, but you have to complete the pitch or attempt a pickoff move once you do that. He did neither of those, so the balk call was completely correct.

Isn’t there that great line in Ball Four about that? About how even the pitchers, who hit like .067 and everything, were all shortstops on their high school team who hit .450.

Conversely, gunfights are generally boring - two guys hiding behind shit and only ends with one makes a miraculous shot.

Yep, same here. I’m 6', was all league in high school in basketball, pitched on a softball team that was always nationally ranked, and went to college on a volleyball scholarship. I’ve got game. I don’t mind being competitive with the guys. I don’t mind if games get physical. I can take a charge from a guy. But the…

Come on, ladies. It’s basic playground etiquette. When a guy goes studs up and shreds your ACL, it means he likes you. Duh.

People have this dumb, lizard brain need to circle the wagons if they feel like “outsiders” are attacking one of their own. It leads to large groups of people making incredibly stubborn and ridiculous decisions that can appear baffling to everyone else not in the group.

He had a very good tournament, especially when he finally realized he didn’t have to try for the spectacular pass every time he got the ball. But his defending against Belgium and Fellaini (who is tough as shit in aerial duels) was the eye-opener for me. Now the French media can leave him alone for a while.

I am fully aware of the dangers of hyperbole, but that pass from Pogba to release Mbappe was the best pass I have ever seen. A VOLLEYED slide rule pass from 40 yards out that splits two defenders, and is weighted so perfectly that it permits (i) an onrushing offensive player to get to the ball ahead of the defender…