The tension is the draw. You never feel comfortable that you are far enough ahead and a 1 goal lead can be excruciating.

This was the first game I’ve watched since the World Cup in 2006, and I had fun. Of course, I was watching it with my wife, who is French, so that certainly helps.

Who needs a Kentucky Colonelcy when you can be an Admiral in the Space Force. 

Wait for Trump’s post-impeachment speech.

+1 biscuit 

Now THIS is how you apply for a job at the White House in 2018.

The Colonel made good chicken, not crappy pizza. He gets a pass. It’s just how science works.

I’ve heard of “you can’t fire me, I quit,” but “you didn’t fire me, I quit” is a new one.

White men are scared of everything.  It's why they need so many goddamn guns.

Been doing that, but here’s what I’m up against: they think the left are fascists.

If you've ever considered joining the DSA please go ahead and do it. Those dues are gonna have the opportunity to really shake some shit up. 🌹

Everything Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says in her platform is true. The status of working people in the United States has been in a free fall since Reagan. That free fall has to stop and we need to join the civilized world in getting health care, education and protection from corporate criminals for our tax dollars.

Damn, that was a crushing game to watch as a German fan. Can’t even get angry about the result as it was about what they deserved with that game. I get that every big team has that collapse and hopefully they’ll be able to rebound for Euro 2020 with some new fire in them, but it didn’t make any more pleasant to watch.

“A disaster here in Russia for Germany!”

This fits right in with men have a future and women have a past. And people will to everything they can to ensure a man’s future is possible, while throwing women to the curb. 

Every time Michael Avenatti goes on TV, he seems to bury Trump in is bullshit. I don’t think Trump has any idea how to retort him without silicone breasts coming back to hit him in the face. That’s why Trump hired Rudy; we know how well that’s going. Avenatti is a dragon slayer. I don’t know if I’d want Avenatti in…

All these straight white men with their hard-ons for disruption can go eat a bag of dicks. 

I feel like “not being a dick” is a much better tiebreaker than drawing straws, myself, but meritocracy is dead anyway so who cares.

I live in a rural state and this is 100% true. These people don’t want welfare or any social safety net, but just try to take away farm subsidies. They all voted for Trump, who is destroying the trade agreements the farmers need (Piss off Canada, great job!), planning on poisoning their water with shitty pipelines,…

*rubs temples*